 Do NOT call me
Mistress or Ma'am.
Please just call me "Jo" (my preference) or, if you insist on being formal, "Sir." |
Are you prepared to talk to me extensively about your experience, interests, and any questions or concerns you may have? Are you serious about meeting me during my current visit to your city? Have you read the rest of this website carefully? Then you're ready to be screened.
In Boston, there are special policies for this process.
Anywhere other than Boston, the screening process is a phone conversation, as I do not schedule appointments until I have gotten to know you over the phone. I am very good at enabling people to feel comfortable talking about sensitive topics over the phone. Please use an unblocked number to call me at 1-ANAL-6-EXPER(ience), i.e. (262) 563-9737, between the hours of 10 AM and midnight only. If you do not reach me directly, please send email to straponjo a.t. gmail d.o.t. com or leave voicemail including a phone number where I can reach you and when would be good times to call. For your privacy, I will promptly "lose" your phone number (except for the last 4 digits, which I keep to identify you by in the future....do you have any idea how many "Mike"s there are in your city who call me?!?) after calling you and will never call you outside of the timeframes you specify. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have via IM (see below), email, or phone, IF THEY ARE NOT ANSWERED BY MY FAQ or elsewhere on my site.
If we have already done the screening phone call but never met in person, a $50 deposit towards the cost of the session is required to schedule an appointment. If you have ever stood me up in the past, the entire session fee is required in advance.
My phone can be flaky sometimes, so if you don't reach either my voicemail or me directly, please try calling a few times!
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Email to yahoo, AIM, or hotmail will NOT reach me, only
After the screening phone call is completed, sessions can be scheduled
via email, IM, or phone. If we already did a screening phone call, you can call to inquire about my availability for sessions, but additional phone or IM conversation is not available without a deposit. Deposit is applied to the cost of the session.
Don't try to engage me in IM sessions or phone calls if you're not serious about meeting me during my current visit to your city or you're planning on typing one handed/playing with yourself while on the phone. If that’s what you’re looking for, my time is not free of charge. There is a list on my Sessions page of the various ways you can pay for my time for masturbatory purposes or if you want more of my attention than inquiring about my schedule. I am not on IM to "just chat," so please be patient for my responses and don't message me unless you're serious about meeting me during my current visit to your city or want to be on my mailing list for that city. I am pretty quick to insist that you need to pay for my time over IM or phone if you're doing anything other than inquiring about my availability. Chatting for relationship advice or anal advice is fine, as long as you demonstrate to me in some way that you value my time financially. The second you hesitate over spending $10 on a book from my amazon wishlist or $5 on a video of mine, I know that you are only interested in me as a free resource, which I'm not.
Want to follow what trouble I'm up to, what trouble I'm planning, and what city I am visiting without using IM? For the most up-to-date information on my availability, 
Please do not expect to play with yourself during a screening phone call. I would be delighted to talk with you on the phone while you pleasure yourself if you call one of my phone-sex listings on NiteFlirt (when I'm not traveling and you send an email requesting a phone session first):
- I fuck your ass then you fuck mine hard!!! $2.48/minute
- Phone only: This is a combination of fantasy and reality, obviously. If you want me to keep it in the realm of only things that could actually happen if we met, let me know, and I can do that. In my private life, which is only in the realm of fantasy for you, I love being fucked in the ass by both Doms and subs.
- WEBCAM: smart kinky slut~34FF~anal~toys $2.98/minute - I'm rarely in the mood for this, but you can ask...
- This is my
solo-play webcam listing.
On cam, I’d be happy to dress up fetishy (I’ve got plenty of sexy clothes and shoes), get nekkid, play with my tits, and masturbate (I don’t fake it). Maybe you’ll even see me squirt. My body is your playground. Best of all, all this comes with a brain (I have a graduate degree). I’m a great storyteller, and I’ve got tons of raunchy experience which I’d love to share with you. Plus, I love doing sex counseling and giving general advice. Ask me anything!
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